Awesome ideas for new amendments to NC state Constitution (that compliment Amendment 1)

• Amendment 2 - grants the right to refuse the mandatory wearing of shoes.
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• Amendment 3 - grants right to refuse mandatory possession of teeth.
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• Amendment 4 - assures freedom to refuse forced education, e.g. readin' writin' and 'rithmatic - stating that: "ifn' God wants me to know about anything he'll tell me!"
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• Amendment 5- guarantees right to:  "let's us rethink that whole "women's votin' thing."
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• Amendment 6- grants freedom to challenge that whole "no shirt, no shoes, no service" thing (see Amendment 2)
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• Amendment 7 - assures right to refuse to rent to, hire, work with or worship with or accept on any level people who are: "a little light in the loafers"- "kinda man-ish lookin' for a lady" "a little foreign-y lookin'" - or - who "talk funny" - "look funny" - "act funny".
• AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNIN' Y'ALL - WE AIM TO TAKE THIS STATE CLEAN BACK TO THE 1950'S AND BEYOND!! YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!